Tonight at 8…

Not smiling in .5 seconds

"Bad dog"
"Always find a gym buddy"
"That new dog park"
"Hail the shiny thing!"
"Being caught watching porn"

Thank god they stopped him

"Hey…"

Dog has good taste

"Reflexes"
"Monkey is not imressed with your junk"
"One badass dog"

High dogs

"Anti theft device"